The raw, unfiltered, brutally honest perspective of a mentally unstable, sarcastic, foul-mouthed, millennial mom.
Well, you know what is cooler than holding your baby for the first time? If you thought, "There's nothing greater," well, sorry but you're wrong... Because today, I hand fed a wallaby some wheat thins. All I'm saying is my kid better start getting cuter or some shit since now the day he was born just lost it's #1 ranking to a marsupial named Faith.
Listenđź‘Ź to đź‘Ź međź‘ŹTo my fellow WHITE parents with small children, I am begging you… LOOK UP. I BEG you to put the phone down👇I BEG you to REFOCUS. Look at your children.Seriously.STOP ARGUING on social media for 5 freaking seconds and LOOK AT THEM. Don't you see?!?They are our only hope.Our. Only. Hope. But… … Continue reading White Parents – Take Responsibility
So yeah, there’s a lot of things we do as moms and dads that we just don’t talk about.
We all make mistakes, and for me, this was one I was not proud to admit.
But after I told a handful of moms who have been moms a lot longer than I have, they all had their own version of “I didn’t pick my kid up on time.”
Every single one of them.
We are having a tough day. Being a mom can be so challenging yet I often forget that being a 3 year old can be challenging too. Being a mom to a strong willed child makes me feel out of control yet I often forget how frustrating it must be to be a 3 year … Continue reading Remember Mama, being a 3 year old is challenging too.
Fun Fact about this Momb: I was born & raised in the beautiful city of Las Vegas! When I turned 19, I got a job working on The Strip & have been stuck in these golden handcuffs ever since. Today I am a server in a fine dining restaurant. This is certainly not my dream … Continue reading Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages
Back by popular demand! An Interview with The Toddler- Part 2: "Story Time" Grab a comfy seat! Settle in! It's story time!If you enjoy stories that have no structure, tragic themes, & harsh, abrupt endings, you're in luck! Gather 'round & listen (actually, just stick to the subtitles. You're welcome.) as The Toddler spins his … Continue reading An Interview with The Toddler-Part 2: “Story Time”
"An Interview with The Toddler" Introducing the star of Ticking Time Momb: The Toddler! Meet Hendrix, the 3 year old turd bucket who is the inspirational force behind this blog!His favorite word is "poop," he loves to sing, & he is the sweetest, most silly guy I know!Have you ever interviewed your Toddler? I challenge … Continue reading An Interview with The Toddler
An Interview with The Toddler: Part 2 Stay tuned this weekend for another dorky video featuring The Toddler!