I Am The One Who Has To Live In My Head


Being sad is not something I have a say in.Being sad is not something I decided on.One day, it was just there.A continuous hum, like the long, low, droning of a pressurized airplane cabin.Ranging in volume. Some days louder than others.At first, the humming would only happen if triggered.The death of a dog. The betrayal … Continue reading I Am The One Who Has To Live In My Head

Late to School Pickup: The Perspective of That Very Late, Very Tired Mom


So yeah, there’s a lot of things we do as moms and dads that we just don’t talk about.
We all make mistakes, and for me, this was one I was not proud to admit.

But after I told a handful of moms who have been moms a lot longer than I have, they all had their own version of “I didn’t pick my kid up on time.”
Every single one of them.

How to Ruin Your Body & Age Rapidly: Have a Baby


Okay I totally catfished the shit out of my husband🤣🤣🤣 It goes without saying that growing an entire person inside of yourself is guaranteed to change the way your body looks. I don’t care how much money you spent on that “pregnancy-specialized” personal trainer or how much kale you ate during pregnancy. Everyone knows that … Continue reading How to Ruin Your Body & Age Rapidly: Have a Baby

Remember Mama, being a 3 year old is challenging too.


We are having a tough day. Being a mom can be so challenging yet I often forget that being a 3 year old can be challenging too. Being a mom to a strong willed child makes me feel out of control yet I often forget how frustrating it must be to be a 3 year … Continue reading Remember Mama, being a 3 year old is challenging too.

October 1


Pardon the tardiness of this post. I was planning to write this to share with you all on Tuesday, but I (as well as many others, I'm sure) still find it too hard to go on social media, watch the news, or even listen to the radio on the first few days of October here … Continue reading October 1

Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages


Fun Fact about this Momb: I was born & raised in the beautiful city of Las Vegas! When I turned 19, I got a job working on The Strip & have been stuck in these golden handcuffs ever since. Today I am a server in a fine dining restaurant. This is certainly not my dream … Continue reading Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages

An Interview with The Toddler-Part 2: “Story Time”


Back by popular demand! An Interview with The Toddler- Part 2: "Story Time" Grab a comfy seat! Settle in! It's story time!If you enjoy stories that have no structure, tragic themes, & harsh, abrupt endings, you're in luck! Gather 'round & listen (actually, just stick to the subtitles. You're welcome.) as The Toddler spins his … Continue reading An Interview with The Toddler-Part 2: “Story Time”