A Letter to the Mom Shamers

Dear Mom Shamers AKA Professional Mom, Perfect Parent Patty, Karen, etc. First off, I just want to congratulate you for being apart of the very small percentage of mothers who own the Official Motherhood Instruction Manual. You are apart of an elite group of mothers who, in times of uncertainty, have the ability to reference … Continue reading A Letter to the Mom Shamers

Please Don’t Give My Kid That Freakin’ Balloon

You see a cute kid in the grocery store line reaching for the $15 Spongebob balloon screeching “MOAN-AN! MOAN-AN! PEAS?! MOAN-AN!” ("Moan-an" translates to "balloon") Naturally, you want to give the kid a balloon because he really is adorable and look how much he loves balloons… Look, grocery store clerk, I know you mean well … Continue reading Please Don’t Give My Kid That Freakin’ Balloon