I gathered data from dozens of real moms who were willing to open up about their battle with PP anxiety & depression. What I found was how many different ways moms struggle with PPD, as well as how many moms share the same triggers or symptoms.
May 1st is Splash Pad Opening Day here in Las Vegas! I demand we make this day a state holiday! Happy Splash Pad Day everyone!💦 Check out this nerd getting nailed in the face with ice cold water 🤣 You'd think he would think twice about staring into the holes where water unexpectedly shoots out … Continue reading May 1 Southern Nevada Splash Pad Opening Day
Dear Mom Shamers AKA Professional Mom, Perfect Parent Patty, Karen, etc. First off, I just want to congratulate you for being apart of the very small percentage of mothers who own the Official Motherhood Instruction Manual. You are apart of an elite group of mothers who, in times of uncertainty, have the ability to reference … Continue reading A Letter to the Mom Shamers
Sooo... we accidentally dropped the Toddler on his face in the snow🤦♀️🤣 Sorry bud, but we're from Las Vegas. We know just about as much as you do about snow & you're like 3 so obviously not much. But we learned a lot for next time... like we know now that … Continue reading Snow Day Parenting Fail
After 2 hours⏰, 4 books📚, 7 songs🎵, 17 escape attempts🏃♂️, 13 tuck-ins🛌, 3 sippy cup refills🍼, 4 meltdowns😭, 2 plea bargains🙏 & .3mL of Benadryl☠... The Toddler is now kicking the wall to the beat of "We Will Rock You" & I'm stuck working nursery security until the Benadryl knocks his ass out. So yeah … Continue reading Bedtime with the Toddler
The name Ticking Time Momb symbolizes the anger, aggravation, & frustration that comes with being a mom. Moms are constantly seconds away from detonation. We really do try to defuse the bomb most of the time. Oftentimes we successfully clip the correct disarming wire👏👍 But if you're anything like me, there are days you don't … Continue reading Mom Life: Counting Down the Seconds until Inevitable Detonation
While I’m still here dry swallowing birth control pills mid panic attack in the pharmacy drive-thru, My wonderful Mom Friend & her husband welcomed their second beautiful child into the world! Since my 2 year old is a walking, talking contraceptive, I plan on using their baby to satisfy my baby hunger. It’s awesome. I … Continue reading Tips for Visiting the New Mom of 2
Ahh, fall is the most beautful time of year. The leaves are changing, the air is cooling, harvest festivites are in full swing.... What a perfect time to cause irreversible psychological & emotional damage on a 2 year old. The phrase "DAY-DAYS" translates to the word "PUMPKIN"*** Fast forward 30 years... The Toddler, now a … Continue reading An Innocent Fall Tradition Causes Toddler Irreversible Psychological Damage.