Mom Life: Counting Down the Seconds until Inevitable Detonation

The name Ticking Time Momb symbolizes the anger, aggravation, & frustration that comes with being a mom. Moms are constantly seconds away from detonation. We really do try to defuse the bomb most of the time. Oftentimes we successfully clip the correct disarming wire👏👍 But if you're anything like me, there are days you don't…

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Tips for Visiting the New Mom of 2

While I’m still here dry swallowing birth control pills mid panic attack in the pharmacy drive-thru, My wonderful Mom Friend & her husband welcomed their second beautiful child into the world! Since my 2 year old is a walking, talking contraceptive, I plan on using their baby to satisfy my baby hunger. It’s awesome. I…

An Innocent Fall Tradition Causes Toddler Irreversible Psychological Damage.

Ahh, fall is the most beautful time of year. The leaves are changing, the air is cooling, harvest festivites are in full swing.... What a perfect time to cause irreversible psychological & emotional damage on a 2 year old. The phrase "DAY-DAYS" translates to the word "PUMPKIN"*** Fast forward 30 years... The Toddler, now a…

Today’s Meltdown Brought to You By a DVD

Since we stream almost all of our movies, the Toddler is not familiar with DVD's or how they work... All he knows is that they are confusing & he HATES them. The Toddler thought the disc was a frisbee & the case was a book. So when I put his frisbee in the DVD player…

The Brutal Truth

Sometimes that honest truth about motherhood really is brutal, & it definitely isn't funny. Alright, settle in. Setting the sarcasm & silliness aside this time. It turns out motherhood is freakin' hard. I mean that's my niche, right. That's the whole reason why I started writing Ticking Time Momb in the first place! Exposing motherhood.…