My Kid < This Wallaby : A Controversy

Well, you know what is cooler than holding your baby for the first time? If you thought, "There's nothing greater," well, sorry but you're wrong... Because today, I hand fed a wallaby some wheat thins. All I'm saying is my kid better start getting cuter or some shit since now the day he was born just lost it's #1 ranking to a marsupial named Faith.

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Late to School Pickup: The Perspective of That Very Late, Very Tired Mom

So yeah, there’s a lot of things we do as moms and dads that we just don’t talk about.
We all make mistakes, and for me, this was one I was not proud to admit.

But after I told a handful of moms who have been moms a lot longer than I have, they all had their own version of “I didn’t pick my kid up on time.”
Every single one of them.

Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages

Fun Fact about this Momb: I was born & raised in the beautiful city of Las Vegas! When I turned 19, I got a job working on The Strip & have been stuck in these golden handcuffs ever since. Today I am a server in a fine dining restaurant. This is certainly not my dream … Continue reading Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages

An Interview with The Toddler-Part 2: “Story Time”

Back by popular demand! An Interview with The Toddler- Part 2: "Story Time" Grab a comfy seat! Settle in! It's story time!If you enjoy stories that have no structure, tragic themes, & harsh, abrupt endings, you're in luck! Gather 'round & listen (actually, just stick to the subtitles. You're welcome.) as The Toddler spins his … Continue reading An Interview with The Toddler-Part 2: “Story Time”

An Interview with The Toddler

"An Interview with The Toddler" Introducing the star of Ticking Time Momb: The Toddler! Meet Hendrix, the 3 year old turd bucket who is the inspirational force behind this blog!His favorite word is "poop," he loves to sing, & he is the sweetest, most silly guy I know!Have you ever interviewed your Toddler? I challenge … Continue reading An Interview with The Toddler

Potty Training is Hard

The Toddler has reached a new milestone! Now, when he poops in his diaper, it’s not just a little baby poop. It is a full-blown, real-human, diverse-diet poop. His poop is officially at an all time gross high and I don’t know how much more my nostrils/gag reflex can take. So we decided to start … Continue reading Potty Training is Hard

Bedtime with the Toddler

After 2 hours⏰, 4 books📚, 7 songs🎵, 17 escape attempts🏃‍♂️, 13 tuck-ins🛌, 3 sippy cup refills🍼, 4 meltdowns😭, 2 plea bargains🙏 & .3mL of Benadryl☠... The Toddler is now kicking the wall to the beat of "We Will Rock You" & I'm stuck working nursery security until the Benadryl knocks his ass out. So yeah … Continue reading Bedtime with the Toddler