Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages

Fun Fact about this Momb: I was born & raised in the beautiful city of Las Vegas! When I turned 19, I got a job working on The Strip & have been stuck in these golden handcuffs ever since. Today I am a server in a fine dining restaurant. This is certainly not my dream … Continue reading Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages

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An Interview with The Toddler-Part 2: “Story Time”

Back by popular demand! An Interview with The Toddler- Part 2: "Story Time" Grab a comfy seat! Settle in! It's story time!If you enjoy stories that have no structure, tragic themes, & harsh, abrupt endings, you're in luck! Gather 'round & listen (actually, just stick to the subtitles. You're welcome.) as The Toddler spins his … Continue reading An Interview with The Toddler-Part 2: “Story Time”

An Interview with The Toddler

"An Interview with The Toddler" Introducing the star of Ticking Time Momb: The Toddler! Meet Hendrix, the 3 year old turd bucket who is the inspirational force behind this blog!His favorite word is "poop," he loves to sing, & he is the sweetest, most silly guy I know!Have you ever interviewed your Toddler? I challenge … Continue reading An Interview with The Toddler

Potty Training is Hard

The Toddler has reached a new milestone! Now, when he poops in his diaper, it’s not just a little baby poop. It is a full-blown, real-human, diverse-diet poop. His poop is officially at an all time gross high and I don’t know how much more my nostrils/gag reflex can take. So we decided to start … Continue reading Potty Training is Hard

Normalize Tantrums

Okay, here’s the thing about public tantrums. They suck. No one likes them. Whether you're the parent, the child, or the spectator, no one enjoys a public tantrum. They’re very awkward and uncomfortable and loud. Really, really loud. Surprisingly loud. Like, holy crap, I didn’t know they could get that loud. It would be great … Continue reading Normalize Tantrums

Piss Off Your Toddler by Taking Them To Disneyland

Disneyland! A magical place where your Toddler will get pissed off about EVERYTHING! The Disney magic will overstimulate your child until their happiness & excitement turn into blind rage & absolute horror👌 Suddenly Monsters Inc. is terrifying, these Mickey ears are bullshit, & Crush the sea turtle is the God damn devil. For just 70 … Continue reading Piss Off Your Toddler by Taking Them To Disneyland