Disneyland! A magical place where your Toddler will get pissed off about EVERYTHING! The Disney magic will overstimulate your child until their happiness & excitement turn into blind rage & absolute horror👌 Suddenly Monsters Inc. is terrifying, these Mickey ears are bullshit, & Crush the sea turtle is the God damn devil. For just 70…
Continue reading ➞ Piss Off Your Toddler by Taking Them To Disneyland
I wish we knew. I wish we knew what we know now. I wish someone had warned us. I wish we could go back to that day we started trying to get pregnant. I wish we knew what parenthood would do to us. No one said how hard it would be on us. They all…
Continue reading ➞ I Wish We Knew What Parenthood Would Do To Us
I gathered data from dozens of real moms who were willing to open up about their battle with PP anxiety & depression. What I found was how many different ways moms struggle with PPD, as well as how many moms share the same triggers or symptoms.
May 1st is Splash Pad Opening Day here in Las Vegas! I demand we make this day a state holiday! Happy Splash Pad Day everyone!💦 Check out this nerd getting nailed in the face with ice cold water 🤣 You'd think he would think twice about staring into the holes where water unexpectedly shoots out…
Continue reading ➞ May 1 Southern Nevada Splash Pad Opening Day
Dear Mom Shamers AKA Professional Mom, Perfect Parent Patty, Karen, etc. First off, I just want to congratulate you for being apart of the very small percentage of mothers who own the Official Motherhood Instruction Manual. You are apart of an elite group of mothers who, in times of uncertainty, have the ability to reference…
Today I cried. I cried hard. I sat at top of the staircase, covered my face, & cried. When he saw me start to come down the stairs, The Toddler ran behind the recliner to hide. He knew he wasn't allowed to have the cereal but there it was spilled all over the kitchen counter…
Sooo... we accidentally dropped the Toddler on his face in the snow🤦♀️🤣 Sorry bud, but we're from Las Vegas. We know just about as much as you do about snow & you're like 3 so obviously not much. But we learned a lot for next time... like we know now that…
