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An Interview with The Toddler-Part 2: “Story Time”

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  • Posted on August 10, 2019August 10, 2019
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  • Posted on August 10, 2019August 10, 2019
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Back by popular demand! An Interview with The Toddler- Part 2: "Story Time" Grab a comfy seat! Settle in! It's story time! If you enjoy stories that have no structure, tragic themes, & harsh, abrupt endings, you're in luck! Gather 'round & listen (actually, just stick to the subtitles. You're welcome.) as The Toddler spins his tall, strange, dark tales & obsesses over his new Lego set. What are some funny stories your toddler has told you? Share them in the comments!
"To every mom, you’re doing a great job. To every mom, I applaud you." 💥NEW BLOG POST💥 Link in bio! #momsupportingmoms #myhonestmotherhood #ig_motherhood #iammom #motherhoodintheraw #honestmommin #momboss #momlife #motherhoodunplugged #momblogger #blogsociety #iammom #realmomlife #parentingblogger #momsofig #momsofinsta #bloggerlife #storytellingmama #momcommunity #rawmotherhood #momsirl #thisismotherhood #motherhoodunplugged #honestparenting #momoftoddlers #motherly #momtogs #parenthoodunveiled #ohheymama
Introducing the star of Ticking Time Momb: The Toddler! Meet Hendrix, the 3 year old turd bucket who is the inspirational force behind this blog! His favorite word is "poop," he loves to sing, & he is the sweetest, most silly guy I know! Get to know him more by watching this video: "An Interview with The Toddler" 👉SWIPE to see full video👉 Have you ever interviewed your Toddler? I challenge all you Toddler parents to record an interview with your toddler! Post your interview & tag @tickingtimemomb for a chance to win a prize! More details to be announced... #myhonestmotherhood #ig_motherhood #iammom #motherhoodintheraw #honestmommin #momboss #momlife #motherhoodunplugged #momblogger #blogsociety #iammom #realmomlife #parentingblogger #momsofig #momsofinsta #bloggerlife #storytellingmama #momcommunity #rawmotherhood #momsirl #thisismotherhood #motherhoodunplugged #honestparenting #momoftoddlers #motherly #momtogs #parenthoodunveiled #ohheymama
"Mom remember that one time we saw The Lion King & you sobbed uncontrollably through the whole thing?"
⭐NEW ON THE BLOG:⭐ 💩Potty Training is Hard💩 . "How do you tell a 3 year old that the reason he has to derail his entire day just to relieve himself is simply because his poop is gross & no one wants to clean up after him anymore? Because that’s the real answer. It’s not for any other reason other than it’s incredibly gross and inconvenient for us parents. We can try to blame it on school or sanitary reasons or whatever but we all know it’s because we’re lazy & sick of touching our kids feces. Since I can’t exactly use that answer with the Toddler, I give a simpler, more reasonable explanation, such as, “If you don’t go poop on the potty, your butthole will fall off.” Not my best work yet highly effective. He hasn’t pooped in a diaper since. So if you’re like us & you’re struggling with potty training, First, I suggest trying to understand their perspective that having to use a toilet is pretty inconvenient & having to hold-it is practically mid-evil torture. Second, drop the whole “reasonable explanation” thing. For real results, simply come up with the most ridiculous/slightly frightening excuse as to why they have to use the toilet." 👉TO READ THE FULL POST FOLLOW THE LINK IN BIO👉 Have you ever used obnoxious reasoning with your kid? What's the craziest thing you've told them that actually worked? Drop yours in the comments! 👇👇👇 #myhonestmotherhood #ig_motherhood #iammom #motherhoodintheraw #honestmommin #momboss #momlife #motherhoodunplugged #momblogger #blogsociety #iammom #realmomlife #parentingblogger #momsofig #momsofinsta #bloggerlife #storytellingmama #momcommunity #rawmotherhood #momsirl #thisismotherhood #motherhoodunplugged #honestparenting #momoftoddlers #motherly #momtogs
An excerpt from my post "Today I Cried." "Today, I am his mother & tomorrow will be the same. So tomorrow, I will keep trying. & you should too. Keep trying, Mama. Keep going. Today was hard. Tomorrow might be too. That’s okay. Some days won't have a happy ending. Some days there are no resolutions. You just have to go to bed & wake up ready to try again. We can do this, Mamas. We can do this." Read full post on the blog❤

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