Late to School Pickup: The Perspective of That Very Late, Very Tired Mom


So yeah, there’s a lot of things we do as moms and dads that we just don’t talk about. We all make mistakes, and for me, this was one I was not proud to admit. But after I told a handful of moms who have been moms a lot longer than I have, they all had their own version of “I didn’t pick my kid up on time.” Every single one of them.

2 Year Blog Anniversary: Truth & Reflection


Figuring out the logistics of the blog probably should have been my first priority... but it wasn’t. My concern was that moms everywhere, on social media & in life, were in desperate need of honesty.

How to Ruin Your Body & Age Rapidly: Have a Baby


Okay I totally catfished the shit out of my husband🤣🤣🤣 It goes without saying that growing an entire person inside of yourself is guaranteed to change the way your body looks. I don’t care how much money you spent on that “pregnancy-specialized” personal trainer or how much kale you ate during pregnancy. Everyone knows that … Continue reading How to Ruin Your Body & Age Rapidly: Have a Baby

The Skin Care Regimen That Changed My Life


Okay.First of all, I just have to say that while I'm sitting here uploading these photos my armpits are getting really sweaty and my stomach is hurting a little because I've spent half of my life obsessively trying to hide this part of myself from the world.... and all of a sudden I got all … Continue reading The Skin Care Regimen That Changed My Life

Remember Mama, being a 3 year old is challenging too.


We are having a tough day. Being a mom can be so challenging yet I often forget that being a 3 year old can be challenging too. Being a mom to a strong willed child makes me feel out of control yet I often forget how frustrating it must be to be a 3 year … Continue reading Remember Mama, being a 3 year old is challenging too.

October 1


Pardon the tardiness of this post. I was planning to write this to share with you all on Tuesday, but I (as well as many others, I'm sure) still find it too hard to go on social media, watch the news, or even listen to the radio on the first few days of October here … Continue reading October 1

Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages


Fun Fact about this Momb: I was born & raised in the beautiful city of Las Vegas! When I turned 19, I got a job working on The Strip & have been stuck in these golden handcuffs ever since. Today I am a server in a fine dining restaurant. This is certainly not my dream … Continue reading Pairing Kid Snacks with Adult Beverages