The raw, unfiltered, brutally honest perspective of a mentally unstable, sarcastic, foul-mouthed, millennial mom.
Well, you know what is cooler than holding your baby for the first time? If you thought, "There's nothing greater," well, sorry but you're wrong... Because today, I hand fed a wallaby some wheat thins. All I'm saying is my kid better start getting cuter or some shit since now the day he was born just lost it's #1 ranking to a marsupial named Faith.
Listenđź‘Ź to đź‘Ź međź‘ŹTo my fellow WHITE parents with small children, I am begging you… LOOK UP. I BEG you to put the phone down👇I BEG you to REFOCUS. Look at your children.Seriously.STOP ARGUING on social media for 5 freaking seconds and LOOK AT THEM. Don't you see?!?They are our only hope.Our. Only. Hope. But… … Continue reading White Parents – Take Responsibility
Depression explained: help your loved ones accept & understand your mental illness. If you're someone who's struggling with a person in your life who suffers from severe depression, this one's for you❤ If you are the one in suffering, I hope that you pass these words along to help provide clarity to those in your … Continue reading I Am The One Who Has To Live In My Head | Mental Health Awareness Month
Is mom A) planting rose bushes or B) digging dad’s grave? The answer is C) Both. Let’s talk about anger for a second. I’m sure with a name like Ticking Time Momb, it won’t surprise you when I say I suffer from Motherhood-induced anger. To be honest, I’ve always been a bit of a hot … Continue reading Mom Rage
So yeah, there’s a lot of things we do as moms and dads that we just don’t talk about.
We all make mistakes, and for me, this was one I was not proud to admit.
But after I told a handful of moms who have been moms a lot longer than I have, they all had their own version of “I didn’t pick my kid up on time.”
Every single one of them.
Figuring out the logistics of the blog probably should have been my first priority... but it wasn’t. My concern was that moms everywhere, on social media & in life, were in desperate need of honesty.
Okay I totally catfished the shit out of my husband🤣🤣🤣 It goes without saying that growing an entire person inside of yourself is guaranteed to change the way your body looks. I don’t care how much money you spent on that “pregnancy-specialized” personal trainer or how much kale you ate during pregnancy. Everyone knows that … Continue reading How to Ruin Your Body & Age Rapidly: Have a Baby
Okay.First of all, I just have to say that while I'm sitting here uploading these photos my armpits are getting really sweaty and my stomach is hurting a little because I've spent half of my life obsessively trying to hide this part of myself from the world.... and all of a sudden I got all … Continue reading The Skin Care Regimen That Changed My Life