My Kid < This Wallaby : A Controversy

Well, you know what is cooler than holding your baby for the first time? If you thought, "There's nothing greater," well, sorry but you're wrong... Because today, I hand fed a wallaby some wheat thins. All I'm saying is my kid better start getting cuter or some shit since now the day he was born just lost it's #1 ranking to a marsupial named Faith.

White Parents – Take Responsibility

Listen👏 to 👏 me👏To my fellow WHITE parents with small children, I am begging you… LOOK UP. I BEG you to put the phone down👇I BEG you to REFOCUS. Look at your children.Seriously.STOP ARGUING on social media for 5 freaking seconds and LOOK AT THEM. Don't you see?!?They are our only hope.Our. Only. Hope. But… … Continue reading White Parents – Take Responsibility

I Am The One Who Has To Live In My Head | Mental Health Awareness Month

Depression explained: help your loved ones accept & understand your mental illness. If you're someone who's struggling with a person in your life who suffers from severe depression, this one's for you❤ If you are the one in suffering, I hope that you pass these words along to help provide clarity to those in your … Continue reading I Am The One Who Has To Live In My Head | Mental Health Awareness Month

Mom Rage

Is mom A) planting rose bushes or B) digging dad’s grave? The answer is C) Both. Let’s talk about anger for a second. I’m sure with a name like Ticking Time Momb, it won’t surprise you when I say I suffer from Motherhood-induced anger. To be honest, I’ve always been a bit of a hot … Continue reading Mom Rage

Late to School Pickup: The Perspective of That Very Late, Very Tired Mom

So yeah, there’s a lot of things we do as moms and dads that we just don’t talk about.
We all make mistakes, and for me, this was one I was not proud to admit.

But after I told a handful of moms who have been moms a lot longer than I have, they all had their own version of “I didn’t pick my kid up on time.”
Every single one of them.

2 Year Blog Anniversary: Truth & Reflection

Figuring out the logistics of the blog probably should have been my first priority... but it wasn’t. My concern was that moms everywhere, on social media & in life, were in desperate need of honesty.

How to Ruin Your Body & Age Rapidly: Have a Baby

Okay I totally catfished the shit out of my husband🤣🤣🤣 It goes without saying that growing an entire person inside of yourself is guaranteed to change the way your body looks. I don’t care how much money you spent on that “pregnancy-specialized” personal trainer or how much kale you ate during pregnancy. Everyone knows that … Continue reading How to Ruin Your Body & Age Rapidly: Have a Baby

The Skin Care Regimen That Changed My Life

Okay.First of all, I just have to say that while I'm sitting here uploading these photos my armpits are getting really sweaty and my stomach is hurting a little because I've spent half of my life obsessively trying to hide this part of myself from the world.... and all of a sudden I got all … Continue reading The Skin Care Regimen That Changed My Life