This may get a little controversial but some things must be said.
Everyone claims that holding your brand new baby for the very first time is the greatest moment of their life. I mean yeah I guess it was pretty cool and all. That moment is obviously headed straight to the top of most parents “Life’s Greatest Hits” list.
Well, you know what is cooler than holding your baby for the first time? If you thought, “There’s nothing greater,” well, sorry but you’re wrong…
Because today, I hand fed a wallaby some wheat thins.
Sure, holding babies is cool and all but a wallaby??
Eating wheat thins???
With her tiny hands????
I’m basically a whole new woman after that.
All I’m saying is my kid better start getting cuter or some shit since now the day he was born just lost it’s #1 ranking to a marsupial named Faith.
Sorry kiddo, now Mommy loves you less. Maybe try not being so loud? I don’t know, we’ll figure it out. Congrats on second place though.