Disneyland! A magical place where your Toddler will get pissed off about EVERYTHING!
The Disney magic will overstimulate your child until their happiness & excitement turn into blind rage & absolute horror👌
Suddenly Monsters Inc. is terrifying, these Mickey ears are bullshit, & Crush the sea turtle is the God damn devil.
For just 70 monthly payments of $347, the kid you once loved will be 🧚♀️”bippity-boppity-boop-ed”🧚♀️ into a foamy-mouthed, irritated, raging, writhing lunatic with a new sense of entitlement & an upgraded scream that reaches an all-time high record breaking decibel level🔊
It’s a place where dreams come true✨ that is, if you dream about performing an excorsism on a Toddler… in public… while holding a churro….
I always was concerned in this subject and stock still am, thanks for posting.
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