Piss Off Your Toddler by Taking Them To Disneyland

Disneyland! A magical place where your Toddler will get pissed off about EVERYTHING!

The Disney magic will overstimulate your child until their happiness & excitement turn into blind rage & absolute horror👌

Suddenly Monsters Inc. is terrifying, these Mickey ears are bullshit, & Crush the sea turtle is the God damn devil.

For just 70 monthly payments of $347, the kid you once loved will be 🧚‍♀️”bippity-boppity-boop-ed”🧚‍♀️ into a foamy-mouthed, irritated, raging, writhing lunatic with a new sense of entitlement & an upgraded scream that reaches an all-time high record breaking decibel level🔊

It’s a place where dreams come true✨ that is, if you dream about performing an excorsism on a Toddler… in public… while holding a churro….


Author: tickingtimemomb

Motherhood Exposed | Raw. Sarcastic. Witty. Brutally Honest.

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