After 2 hours⏰, 4 books📚, 7 songs🎵, 17 escape attempts🏃‍♂️, 13 tuck-ins🛌, 3 sippy cup refills🍼, 4 meltdowns😭, 2 plea bargains🙏 & .3mL of Benadryl☠…

The Toddler is now kicking the wall to the beat of “We Will Rock You” & I’m stuck working nursery security until the Benadryl knocks his ass out.

So yeah I’d say bedtime is going pretty well tonight

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