Ahh, fall is the most beautful time of year.
The leaves are changing, the air is cooling, harvest festivites are in full swing….
What a perfect time to cause irreversible psychological & emotional damage on a 2 year old.
The phrase “DAY-DAYS” translates to the word “PUMPKIN”***
Fast forward 30 years…
The Toddler, now a grown man, lies down on the worn leather couch in his psychologist’s office. He twiddles his thumbs & stares at the ceiling.
“I don’t know, Doc….” he mutters as a single tear rolls down his cheek.
“That one time my mom carved a face out of that pumpkin really messed me up.”
A Helpful Tip:
Using a giant knife to stab holes into your kid’s favorite object may send off a “oh-my-god-my-parents-are-psycho-murderers” vibe. Instead, I guess you’ll just have to fingerpaint the damn thing until your kid toughens up a bit.