…that are slowly eating away at my sanity…
For example:
The Toddler begged me for this Lightning McQueen chicken noodle soup
Which I happily prepared for him because OMG HE IS FINALLY WILLING TO EAT SOMETHING OTHER THAN BLUEBERRIES & CHEEZ-ITZ.
Well, now it’s raining Lightning McQueen noodles in my dining room
& all the monster has to say for himself is,
“Mess?”
Gotta give it to him, though… his trajectory is impressive.