Do you know how hard it is to feel like a bad ass when listening to Raffi?

I recently upgraded the Mom Taxi to a MILF Wagon. Manual transmission, spitfire orange, brand spanking new… I thought I was the coolest mom in the carpool rotation.

But when you roll up blasting “Down By the Bay” your Cool-Card is immediately revoked and they slap a “Baby On Board” sticker on the window.

Thanks a lot, Raffi.

You turned my MILF Wagon into a 1996 mini van with a stick-figure family in the window.

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