Mom Discrimination

So when the Toddler dramatically spills himself upon the staircase with his blankie & starts groaning,

“MOMMMMMMM… GO BEDDDDDDDDD….”

He’s just a precious sleepy angel.

But when I dramatically spill myself upon the staircase & beg for bed,

I’m just an embarrassing lightweight.

Apparently having 2 1/2 glasses of wine & a lack of depth perception causing me to skid down the entire flight of stairs like a god damn bowling ball is not as cute as the whiney Toddler.

I call discrimination!

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